What if your boss came into your office and piled an entire weeks worth of work onto your desk, and it all had to be done by Friday? If he did it first thing Monday morning, that wouldn’t be so bad. But what if he unloaded it on you Wednesday at lunchtime? Well, welcome to our world of Lawn Mowing.
Our Wettest & Weirdest weather in recent memory has swept us all off our feet. Nature’s nonstop car wash, has added many challenges to an already taxing time in 2011.
What’s our policy on working in the rain?
It beats not having a job in the dry!!
Stuff is growing like CRAZY!! Some of it is literally taking on a life of its own. Did you hear, out in Cheltenham, a seven-year old kicked a soccer ball into an overgrown garden; it held him hostage for three hours !!
A Brighton man was treated and released from Monash Medical Centre after some bushes jumped him on the way out to get the paper. It’s like the movie "Little Shop of Horrors". Why not let us tame your Unenchanted Forest?
We’ve got Pruners, Hedgers and Chainsaws for the tall stuff. We have Honda Line Trimmers for the tough stuff, Weeding tools for the low stuff, and Round-Up for the stuff that needs to meet its maker.
We also have Tall ladders to unstop those overflowing gutters, plus clippers and trailers to clean up storm damage.
We service Wheelers Hill, Glen Waverley, Notting Hill, Mulgrave and surrounding suburbs !!
Sure, then we’ll bring in our bobcat and dig out some fresh top soil for your garden.
Sadly, this is a popular request that sounds good in theory but stinks. It just doesn’t work.
You just mowed and I’ve got a bunch of clippings. What can we do?
Have us cut more often, at least until things slow down. Eighty percent of clippings-related complaints come from customers whose mowing frequency is 10 days or longer (the other twenty percent comes from this one dude out in Meadow Heights that we just can’t seem to get rid of). In a period like this where the grass is growing faster than Twitter, anything less than fortnightly mowing probably isn’t going to produce that country club look.
Our Wettest & Weirdest weather in recent memory has swept us all off our feet. Nature’s nonstop car wash, has added many challenges to an already taxing time in 2011.
What’s our policy on working in the rain?
It beats not having a job in the dry!!
Stuff is growing like CRAZY!! Some of it is literally taking on a life of its own. Did you hear, out in Cheltenham, a seven-year old kicked a soccer ball into an overgrown garden; it held him hostage for three hours !!
A Brighton man was treated and released from Monash Medical Centre after some bushes jumped him on the way out to get the paper. It’s like the movie "Little Shop of Horrors". Why not let us tame your Unenchanted Forest?
We’ve got Pruners, Hedgers and Chainsaws for the tall stuff. We have Honda Line Trimmers for the tough stuff, Weeding tools for the low stuff, and Round-Up for the stuff that needs to meet its maker.
We also have Tall ladders to unstop those overflowing gutters, plus clippers and trailers to clean up storm damage.
We service Wheelers Hill, Glen Waverley, Notting Hill, Mulgrave and surrounding suburbs !!
Frequently asked Questions.
I only want my grass cut every two weeks, but can you cut it lower so it lasts longer?Sure, then we’ll bring in our bobcat and dig out some fresh top soil for your garden.
Sadly, this is a popular request that sounds good in theory but stinks. It just doesn’t work.
You just mowed and I’ve got a bunch of clippings. What can we do?
Have us cut more often, at least until things slow down. Eighty percent of clippings-related complaints come from customers whose mowing frequency is 10 days or longer (the other twenty percent comes from this one dude out in Meadow Heights that we just can’t seem to get rid of). In a period like this where the grass is growing faster than Twitter, anything less than fortnightly mowing probably isn’t going to produce that country club look.
My pleasure, Good luck with your blog.
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